What the FAQ? We may or may not have answers! Here is a collection of least asked questions we've received.
Mail us a floppy disc and we'll see what we can do with it.
Sorry doctor, we do not have paging compatibility.
Yes, we have a fax machine! Not sure what the number is though. Or what it does...
Yes it is. Tiny 3D-printed Sad Keanu has brought infinite value and inspiration to the SPS team.
Thine eyes do not deceive thee
Now you're seeing things.
Tika handcrafts furniture for her pet guinea pig and Tim manages a fictional space program. For everyone else, their job is their life.
Two, we make them wear luminous rubber gloves to signify their difference.
Hard to say, but we know what our least favorite freeway offramp is and they're the sort of clover-shaped ones they have in LA, damn those offramps!
No. We've been trying to work around this modern convenience, not for any weird paranoid reasons, but just to provide a limitation on culinary possibilities and the tyranny of choice generally.
Never used it, but it appears to be functional.